sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(via stormyweatherlilike)

imnotamisandristbut:

I am not a misandrist but white men are cowards. They’re always afraid to make women and people of color protagonists in films and TV shows.

(via cosmicwolfmama)

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

(via crunchier)

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

(via crystalcrocodile)

(Source: woodlandsway, via perves)

(Source: frenums, via aliciaaadani)

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via subspacebaby)

littlenoonan:
Why are you so cute?

welcome to tumblr.
your life is now going to downward spiral and you will be a sarcastic ass who feels nothing.

Thank the staff on the way in.

loserpoet:

when someone is mean to you

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(via girlwithnonipples)

necpd:

The Amity Affliction | The Weigh Down.

(via necpd)

slayboybunny:

my self portrait !

(via subspacebaby)

roadkillandcrows:

Various teeth.

(via anatomicalsense)

razorshapes:

Urban: Budapest, Hungary 2010 by Peter Zeglis

(via necpd)