The Amity Affliction | The Weigh Down.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
I am not a misandrist but white men are cowards. They’re always afraid to make women and people of color protagonists in films and TV shows.
welcome to tumblr.
your life is now going to downward spiral and you will be a sarcastic ass who feels nothing.
Thank the staff on the way in.